November 7, 2013: RSVP?!?! We don't need no stinkin' RSVP!
UWH apparently has the same addictive pull as crack-cocaine. I mean,
only two people favorably responded to Ben's RSVP request, but that's
all he needed to drive up from the South Bay. Really Ben? 2 on 1 is
where your standards are? Are evenings with the wife that bad?
Well. Good thing he showed, because he got some blazing 5 on 4 action last night.
WHITE
Black
- Ben
- Drew
- Renaud - still one-finned
- Michael
Very very approximate score: Black 16 - White 9
This
game was brutal. Way too many fit people in the water, who were way
too fast and way too fancy with the puck. A UWH cliché is "playing in
high-level games is how you get better." That's horsecrap. How does
getting a face full of Ben's wake make you a better player? How does
swiping uselessly at the spot where Matt Blair had the puck one second
ago make you better? Swimming along and having Drew's monkey arm
suddenly appear to steal the puck you thought you were protecting - what
does that do for
ya?
Playing high-level hockey helps the Titans get even better and makes the rest of us want to take up badminton.
But
even Titans have to breathe, so the mortals also had a blast. Except
Michael, who despite looking fantastically fit*, is actually a
one-lunged sloth in the water and spent most of the night floating and
burping up Gumbo dinner.
Erik (developing
player) did well with his drops and
positioning. But he was severely hampered a pair of HPs that were older than God. Still, he seemed positive.
In
the locker-room, Jakub discussed his book project chronicling the 15
years he spent in a Venezuelan prison for trafficking 8 lbs of Sweet
Mexican Black-Tar Heroin. Think twice before you call him on those
fouls, eh?
Amy
had wonderful sideline drive, Michael caught her but couldn't defend
against her vortex-like curl, which she kicked out of to drive for the
goal straight through Michael's pride.
Renaud - rocking only fin - ended the night with a brilliant steal and drive for the goal.
Yes indeed folks. Another lovely night at King Pool.
Michael
* ney....fantastic PERIOD.