The Duke made a special appearance on Thursday. Like yours sexy, he was on time (unlike almost everyone else!) so we had a chance to chat it up. After two minutes he was all "I think I'm gonna leave" and "no one's here" and "I'm too old to play 4 on 4."
Which lead to the odd situation of me having to treat such a beast of man, who most of the 49er offensive line crosses to the other side of the street when they see him coming, like a little girl who just woke up from a bad dream: "Don't you worry, my sweet Rhett, people will come, they're just running behind" "oh, you'll feel great when you get in the pool" "tonight will be great, you'll see."
Once I got his ass into the pool, I stuck him on the team with 4 people. hahahaahahahah. I love me.
I thought I made the teams pretty well (you damn right I put me on the 5 squad) teams, but Black whined and we did a Jacob/Meciek swap before play began. Which okay...was definitely needed.
On Monday, Leigh was playing like an angry sea-goddess; tonight she sent her husband Dave...Dang that couple is good at hockey!!! Dave M was strooooong. Tons of drops, and lots of charges from his mid-position. I mean if there was such a thing as the "First Couple of Hockey", it would have to be...well okay the Rives**, or the Grimms** .....but Leigh and Dave gotta be next! And that's something!
Made up Score
Amy Amy Amy - the only way that girl could be any more awesome was if she got her husband to come out for hockey and if she became American. After a few months of circling the globe, she showed up armed with her killer vortex curls,long bottom time, and hooking stick skills.
The Beard was a force to be reckoned with, yet again, last night. For a big boy, his agility is incredible and sprint speed will chase you down - period.
Jacob is officially no longer a beginner. I'm pretty we all knew that. Good speed, and drops/stick battles are coming along indeed. How long has he been playing? a few months? You would think he'd own his own speedo and didn't have to borrow Tom's that lost its elastic....but hey, views of well-toned gluts are always appreciated I guess. I didn't hear Amy complaining.
Meciek is a consistently attending new player - he's in it and will be good - so lets everyone tell him to at least buy a pair of HPs. It hurts watching his loaners bend like a door hinge.
Oren is wonderful to play with...strong, smart, and so positive! Nothing but sparse constructive criticism and optimism for the next play.
WHY HAVE YOU NOT SIGNED UP FOR THE POT LUCK TOURNAMENT YET?
See ya on the Bottom,
** Rich people do everything better, make money, play hockey, look fantastic...